WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS

v     SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play 

v     LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

v     NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 

v     MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters.. 

v     TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower. 

v     CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

v     FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

v     CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught 

v     BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! 

v     POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter 

v     DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.